so i just spent the last twenty minutes reading over tumblr’s terms of agreement and i’m so glad i did
so fucking sassy
thnx tumblr ur such a good friend :’)
fuckin
so essentially yahoo made you their bitch
dick
CAN I GET AN AMEN
drink responsibly and ask for consent before molesting your URLs
the alien beauty
No, Tumblr, thank you.
This is why tumblr is the best
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
Lilbit wants to play #like #frenchbulldog #pug #lilbit #petsofinstagram

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?
Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
(via snow-pixel)
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night


















